In honor of Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day, I’ve put a few paragraphs of Sarah Palin’s recent speech through a Pirate-language filter, which spit out the following:
My swabbie citizens, th’ American presidency be nay supposed t’ be a journey o’ swabbieal discovery. This world o’ threats an’ dangers, ’tis nay jus’ a community an’ ‘t dasn’t jus’ need an organizer.
An’ tho both Senator Obama an’ Senator Biden ben goin’ on lately about how they’s always, quote, “fightin’ fer ye,” let us face th’ matter squarely. Thar be only one man in this election who has erereally fought fer ye. Thar be only one man in this election who has erereally fought fer ye in places ‘ere winnin’ means survival an’ defeat means Davy Jones’ locker, an’ that man be John McCain.
I had th’ privilege o’ livin’ most o’ me life in a wee town. I be jus’ yer average hockey mom an’ signed up fer th’ PTA.
I love them hockey moms. Ye know, they say th’ difference between a hockey mom an’ a pit bull: lipstick.
Thank ye, an’ God bless America. Thank ye.